Catherine: Good morning! I saw your tweet about Varnish configuration. I hope it’s okay that I didn’t read it.
Jeff: What? Don’t you want to hear about using edge-side includes to balance highly dynamic user-generated content with heavily cached pseudo-static page structures in a high availability environment?
Catherine: [ crickets ]
Jeff: I could’ve just made those words up.
Catherine: No, those words are too boring to be made up.