Angry Little Tree

Catherine: Good morning! I saw your tweet about Varnish configuration. I hope it’s okay that I didn’t read it.

Jeff: What? Don’t you want to hear about using edge-side includes to balance highly dynamic user-generated content with heavily cached pseudo-static page structures in a high availability environment?

Catherine: [ crickets ]

Jeff: I could’ve just made those words up.

Catherine: No, those words are too boring to be made up.